儿童时期各个年龄段的孩子都对小故事非常感兴趣，故事中有丰富的情节，同时也蕴含着一定的语言知识，下面分享下今天的这篇英语幽默故事：354航班。   [en]A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change. “Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.

  An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would believe him. 一位贪婪的鸭子猎手想在市场上买只新的捕鸟的狗。当看见一只狗能在水上走路然后抓住鸭子时，他决定：就是它了。这实在是太新奇了，他觉得应该没有哪个朋友会相信他吧。 He decided to try to break the news to his most skeptical friend, inviting him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by; they fired, and a duck fell. 他首先向一个最容易怀疑的朋友发布了这个消息，带上狗邀请这位朋友和他一同打猎。他们在河岸边等待，突然一群鸭子飞过，他们开枪了，于是有一只野鸭掉了下来。 The dog responded. It did not sink, but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. 狗动起来了。它没有沉下去，而是走在水上去叼鸭子，连爪子都没湿。 The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. 这位朋友目睹了这一切，不发一语。 On the drive home the hunter finally broke the silence, asking, “Well, what do you think of my new dog?” 回家的时候，猎人打破了沉默，问道：“你觉得这只狗怎么样啊？” The other guy was quiet for a moment, then said, “Can’t swim, huh?” 朋友沉默了一会，说道：“它不会游泳，对吧？”

the rabbit.[/en] [cn]兔子说：“你先摸摸我。”蛇同意了，它摸了一下兔子。[/cn] [en]He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."[/en] [cn]蛇说：“额，你全身都有皮毛，有一个小棉球似的尾巴，耳朵很长，后腿很粗壮…”[/cn] [en]The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.[/en

[en]In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.[/en] [cn]在曼哈顿的一个狗公园里，三只狗正在聊着它们的血统是怎样的。[/cn] [en]The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."[/en] [cn]第一只狗说，“嗯，我妈妈是只考克斯班尼犬，我爸爸是只贵宾犬，所以我是只可卡颇。我们都是很时髦的。”[/cn] [en]The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."[/en] [cn]第二只狗嗅了嗅，说：“那挺好的。我爸爸是只纯种的哈巴狗，妈妈则是只得过奖的比格犬，我就是只哈巴小猎狗啦。我们是洛杉矶最新潮的。”[/cn] [en]The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.[/en] [cn]第三只狗看上去很不舒服，试着转移话题。“别这样，告诉我们吧。”其他两只狗劝道。最终，它还是说了。[/cn] [en]"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."[/en] [cn]“额，我爸爸是只牛头梗，我妈妈是只西施犬…”[/cn]

[en] Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." [/en] [cn] 森林的深处，一只小乌龟正在往树上爬。几个小时后，它到达了顶端，然后跳了下去，挥舞着前腿，然后撞到了地上。恢复好了以后，它慢慢地再次开始爬树，跳下，然后跌到地上。小乌龟一次又一次地尝试，有两只小鸟坐在树枝上看着它这悲剧式的尝试。 终于，雌性小鸟转向她的伴侣。 “亲爱的，”她说，“我认为是时候告诉他他是领养来的了。” [/cn]

  [en]There was once a large，fat woman who had a small，thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays，his wife used to make hirn give her all his money，and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.[/en][cn]曾有一位块儿大、膘肥的女人，她的丈夫却是瘦小、干瘪。丈夫是在一家大公司做事。每到周五晚上领到工资，也正是周五这位丈夫回家时，老婆就让他把所有钱都交出来，然后再给他一点儿在办公室吃午饭的钱。[/cn] [en]One day the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living-room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates.”You'll never guess what happened to me today，dear,"he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added:“I won ten thousand pounds on the lottery!”[/en][cn]一天，这位小丈夫回到家，兴奋得不得了。他匆匆忙忙地来到起居室。他老婆正在那儿听广播，吃巧克力。“亲爱的，你永远也猜不

开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。[/cn]　 [en]Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"[/en]　 [cn]乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!” [/cn] [en]First Flight[/en] [cn]第一次坐飞机 [/cn]　 [en]Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before ， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane. [/en]　 [cn]约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞

今天小编带来了这样一个幽默小故事：有个外国姑娘去冰上钓鱼，却一而再再而三地听到了一个奇怪的声音！听上去有点渗得慌，到底是怎么回事呢？一起看看吧。

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