《他没那么喜欢你》：我必须让自己停止想你（选段）
Wait, stop. What?Shit. What? I am so into you.Seriously, I've never felt like this before. I have to actively stop my brain from thinking about you. Like, all the time. Why stop? Because I don't do stuff like this. Stuff like what? Like sleep with women that aren't my wife. First of all, I am not "women," I'm just one. And second of all? Oh, I didn't have a second of all. I was hoping "second of all" would make me feel better. Second of all... I can't stop thinking about you either.